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I know how it is. I graduated high school before the internet really blew up, in 1997, so I lived way too much of my life with jeans that weren't long enough and it's a fucking disgrace. NEVER AGAIN.

Hello sister in inseaminess!

Please, Wyatt Cenac. I love you, but "Big PHOny" is not nearly the most hilarious title for a pho restaurant. That doesn't even work with the correct pronunciation of pho (which is "fuh"). "Pho King" is much better.

I HATE PUTTING SUNSCREEN ON MY FACE.

Lindy—I can't even. While I'm sure you are able to wade through this bullshit with aplomb, I offer my angriest GIFs, strongest words of condolence, and raised feminazi fist of solidarity.

Oh, Lindy. :(

This post, and your televised debate, are among your best work. I'm not questioning your right to use profanity, but when you're clear and direct like this, you are unquestionably at your best.

My parents used to tell me: Jokes are when people laugh. None of this is funny; it's straight-up intimidation. As

Le Tigre's a lot softer. It's a little bit more of a catalog look.

Oh, Dan Stevens, put your old cheeks back on.

I like how they toy with emotions and ideals about dramatic arcs, by basically taking everything we're used to seeing and throwing it all out the window.

Well, I think one of the problems with GMOs is (as in the case with Monsanto), the GMO food can still cross pollinate the non-GMO food field a few miles away. Because Monsanto owns the rights to that GMO item, any cross pollination can result in a legal battle over the hybridized food. Most of the time Monsanto wins,

Ahhhhh! I hate this. There's nothing worse than being told "Wow, you must be so tired!" I remember in high school this one girl said to me "You okay? You look like death." Granted I was a sleep-deprived bulimarexic in those days and she was probably right, but still. Not appreciated! I can't imagine ever saying

Can we make some more tall plus size clothing? I can't tell you how many times I've found adorable pants that fit and instead of the 36" inseam that I need all I can find is a 32" inseam. High waters are not sexy.

Admittedly, I don't know much about seamstressing, but wouldn't it be nice if there were a secondary measurement that was about body shape? So you've got your pear shape mannequin, your apple, etc. Thin folks, fat folks, and everyone in between would benefit from design that's just as much about shape as it is size.

And we'll have trolls telling us that Plus-Size Dress Form is simply enabling obese people in their quest to eat themselves to death in 3, 2, 1...

It was all fun and games until they discovered no one knew the words to the sing-a-longs without googling them, seven people couldn't GPS their way out of the woods and were never seen again, no one was able have sex without a hook-up app, and even after a week not a single person could remember anyone's name or if

I know what you mean about the circles. I have fibromyalgia, with much the same results. I've had fibro since I was a kid, and everything I have accomplished in my life I have accomplished in spite of it.

I'm a blond, pale white girl with dark circles. Over the years I've actually had people exclaim "OH MY what happened to YOU you have two black eyes!" The only thing that seems to help hide them is green make up sticks. I think it reflects the light. I like physician's formula too, they sell one stick with green on

I have super dark circles too! I'm very self-conscious about them and it didn't help when a few weeks ago, I put up a picture of me and someone asked me (genuinely) if I had a black eye. I have found myself wearing sunglasses even when it's not that sunny in order to hide them. I admire this woman's courage.

I feel your pain. I have those same circles and when I go without make-up from time to time (late for work, etc.) my coworkers ask me if I'm sick. I was actually floored when my boyfriend told me he didn't even notice them and it made me rethink my self-consciousness about them. Sadly, I am not as strong as this

Just want to let you know - I have exactly the same problem. My dark circles are also hereditary, and do tend to get a little worse from lack of sleep, but are always present. I know that feeling of shame well, and it comes out strong when someone tells me I 'look tired' or 'seriously, it's like you have two black