Ross started out this sweet, romantic, charmingly neurotic nerd (with a monkey) and by the end he was a psychotic overblown caricature of himself.

I just have to say, not for the first time, that Lindy is by far my favorite thing on the internet and I do this as I come upon each gem of hilarity in her articles.

I am fairly positive that lemon juice does not bleach skin. So... Have fun sliming up your assholes with honey for no reason?

God damn this is a real couple's real wedding? Is everyone they know a model?!

I love the snake. And Kaonashi!

I'm weirdly in a situation where I moved to retail FOR the pay - middle management stuff. It's just brutal when your spouse and all your friends are on a normal schedule :/

When I worked 4 days a week Monday-Thurs I was so much happier. Now I'm back in retail and I have to work 7 days straight to get an almost weekend of Friday and Saturday. Sigh.

that's... a mental image.

This is gross, but.... can I get some fans to buy me furniture? I don't do porn but I make good cookies and sell a chai blend on etsy! GET ME BOOKSHELVES

My husband likes to roughhouse with our cats. I constantly tell him to cut it out but they ruin it as I'm chastising him by freaking loving it, the little masochists. They'll be purring their heads off and leaning in with delight while he pushes them around the floor with his foot / repeatedly pokes them / etc. But…

This is how I want to die. I tell my husband all the time he better die last or I'll throw myself in front of a bus, but this would be preferable. There's a Greek myth about an old couple, Baucis and Philemon, who are granted a wish by Zeus and Hermes because they were the only people in their town not to turn the…

I swear I am the only person to have 10 years of an interracial relationship under my belt and never received any crap from anyone about it. Not even strangers on the street, not even weird looks- that I've noticed, that is. We must be ridiculously lucky. But then, neither of us is black, and I think black people…

I don't find that I *need* to add anything to Lush henna, usually just the essential oils for the nice smell - but I'm sure you could! :) If you're familiar with mehendi you will be ahead of the henna for hair learning curve for sure! just like on your hands, the longer you keep it warm and moist, the better the…

aww thank you! That is a good point - if you have bleached your hair, or if you have grays/whites/light highlights or just plain blonde, the color will be much brighter there than on dark hair. I never dyed my hair with anything else so I'm not an expert but there is a huge wealth of henna info online which I…

Lush has my favorite henna. It's a little pricier but comes in a creamy chocolate bar form instead of a powder so it's good to use as-is. I've also used Indian store henna but I like to add all kinds of things to that to make it nice and thick for application, like yogurt.

you just listed so many of my favorite things!! sounds like a fabulous evening!

TOTAL opposite. Henna is fabulous because it blends in with your natural color and picks up highlights where they naturally occur. I have mousy brown hair and blonde natural highlights, so it turns them red and shiny especially in the sun. It will be bright the first week but then fade into a totally natural look…

Henna is the best!!!

Oh. Well that goes for Mockingjay too, then. hahaha