Instead of breaking my balls over this, why don't you ask yourself why only 2 out of 33 frats at UVA aren't willing to go along with a plan drafted by their own student leaders? What do these 2 very principled frats know that the other 31 don't?

Yeah, this new FOA seems less "unfair punishment" and more "correcting the fact that this wasn't already required."

No rapes, no problems bro-bro. Mo rapes, mo problems. Your choice. Control your MRA bros and then you can have your mixed drinks back...until you inevitably fuck up again. And then it starts all over. Sound good?

It sounds like pouring alcohol from unopened containers might cut down on roofies and rape?

Yes

SPORTSBALL IS MY FAVORITE

I guess it really is cold in Dallas this week!

i told u I wanna check u out make sure i like the goods

Whether you watched football or the Golden Globes yesterday, you were likely exposed to a new McDonald's ad

I agree. Except for maybe Seattle or Green Bay.

How'd my soul get there? I've been looking for that forever.

"You're unlikely to find a more impressive incomplete pass"

good thing he had all that power chorizo this morning

"And here is our garden."

Aww c'mon man- don't be so defeatist. We still have a back up little hedge fund billionaire who's still workin' hard to deliver the pipe dream. And there he is now!

I can see it now, the halftime entertainment: "This Is How You Sonics."

we already know... our whale owns the clippers now

And... cue the false hope for Sonics fans.