"[Gronk and I] were into the same things—girls and hanging out and having a good time on top of football."

John, why the long fa...

There's a thick line between innocent and fatuous questions.

He's going to have a hard next few weeks of Jury Doodie

I love it so much when idiots accuse Gawker of constantly race-baiting, and then post comments to articles that have nothing to do with race, and don't mention race, and attempt to make it about race. And then fail to see the irony of it all.

Seriously. This is like when I went into my boss's office and demanded more responsibility and authority, and she asked me who I was.

If he's a fit anywhere, it's the Titans. They still need a QB, and if anywhere knows how to love Cousins, it's Tennessee.

Temecula tourism.

Fundamental political miscalculation of our time is Democrats and liberals refusing to play to their base, out of this terribly misguided desire to appear reasonable. Obama is the epitome of this problem, but his only a symbol of the larger problem. The Republicans and conservatives will never, ever reward them for…

"You're lucky you're a chick or you'd be nothing but a stain on the road in a crew cut!"

Was reminded of this musical skit last night:

What's the deal with the Pacific Northwest? Does everyone just call each other by their name or is it some variation of "Umm, excuse me, sir"?

What the hell? The Germans got nothin' to do with it!

You mean the Nazi Zombies?

You mean FDR's famous line

Winston Churchill's famous line, "the only thing we have to fear is fear itself" couldn't be more relevant.

In retrospect, Truman Ashes was a poor way to remember World War II.

Oh Texas. Truly you are the Incredible Hulk of states. Big, dumb, overrated and utterly convinced that your outrage entitles you to do all manner of harm. But boy howdy, point you at the right assholes and you're a big old hero.

Not talk about it. You can just do the right thing without telling everyone. That's not only for issues of racism, it's also just a general rule. You shouldn't need positive reinforcement for being a decent person. Just be one.