The KKK had Marge Schott.

Solution: avoid Virginia at all costs.

Wow, they actually found a way to put the words "Cleveland Browns" and "pathetic" in the same sentence and yet STILL BE WRONG. Damn.

If we're all supposed to honor and respect you for being big strong men willing to take a bullet to enforce the law and protect the public, maybe you shouldn't undercut that by being hysterically overreactive crybabies about the slightest implication that maybe somebody in your ranks is doing a shitty job?

HOW IS THIS A THING? How can cops face criminals and bad guys, but balk in the face of even the mildest criticism when they totally fucked up?

Get in line. The Browns owe everyone an apology.

This kid's speech was so sweet that I may have spontaneously ovulated.

And who never cared until it was a black guy doing it.

You know what's black, white, and red all over?

"I'm gettin too endangered for this shit!"

1. Mortadella

I don't even see race.

Something hard to hear indeed. No one has heard a Raider say "I'm good" in quite some time.

Pictured: Yet another Cam Newton turn over.

I CAN BREED.

I get a kick out of the fact that all of these people are now dead.

Here it is, and bring me back some onions. I don't need to remind you how I like them, right? Don't fuck it up.

Baby I'm heading to Tim Horton's you want some coffee? Hey have you seen my snake anywhere?

"Things did not work out so well for the dude in the Colin Kaepernick jersey."

How fucking awful. But, I bring good? news: