Phoenix as phuck?

Not surprised. Usually when I ask a girl what Ursine is, I get the same reaction.

The fucking ugliest millionaire in American pro sports strikes again.

Paul like candy.

Tell me more, all-knowing Quelch.

This is a U-12 girls game, and takes place in York, Pennsylvania.

"Good fucking riddance."

Mr. Verna sounds like a good guy who changed the way we view sports- and the outcome of many a sporting match!

No need to check the psi on Ryan's balls.

Coincidentally, Pat McAfee won't be able to attend Hall of Fame ceremonies. He has a virus.

A sovereign citizen who's sadly reproduced and wants a lawyer to defend him in the courts he doesn't recognize. These are my favorite type of homegrown terrorists.

This seems extremely sketchy... If a cop pulls me over and is wearing a uniform, Im not asking him for his fuckin birth certificate...wtf.

So, he's a sovereign citizen asshat who doesn't know the law. How is this news (even on Deadpan)?

Aren't you the one who was screaming at some poor thing in pissing contest for getting drunk at a museum gala, in a room without any displays?

Beheading, when done quick and painlessly, is probably the most humane form of execution, you're right, but as far as I'm concerned, that's like saying horse shit is the most appetizing animal shit.

Awww look! It's our BFF Saudi Arabia!

It is going to be a really long two years.

The decision to vacate the wins was nearly two and a half years old, so it comes as no surprise that Penn State completely fucked it.

I haven't seen this many bombs dropped over sub-par apps since I was in the men's room on Wednesday at Chili's.