Straight Outta Scottsdale

Man's relationship to nature is both futile and arrogant, bleakly doomed by the inevitability of our narcissistic folly. I'll grab my cameraman and be right over.

Dude- don't Hasselbeck us.

York, PA- home of the Weight Lifting Hall of Fame, and natural habitat of the mighty Mongo Paul.

They can't go round and round if they're not on, right? Hello McFly

Mr. Verna sounds like a good guy who changed the way we view sports- and the outcome of many a sporting match!

A sovereign citizen who's sadly reproduced and wants a lawyer to defend him in the courts he doesn't recognize. These are my favorite type of homegrown terrorists.

+1 synergy

It's about ethics in cheating.

Part of me wants to say "At least we don't do it in the street, for all to see," and then I think "But wouldn't public executions hasten the end of the death penalty, once we all see how horrible they are personally?" And then the answer comes back, "Oh right, all the snuff videos on the internet," and then I'm all…

I'd advise Rear Gear to print sportsball team logos, so we can all troll our rivals on social media until the cease and desist letters come from the various leagues who've been cut out of this obvious cash cow.

Oh, brother...

Oughtta be mandatory.

Beware, all ye who seeketh a living wage...

It's ok, her dad told us how she felt.

Awww, pobrecito.

That ain't him- that's some asshole trying to ruin his rep. Probably some 2A patriot troll or wannabe.

Chichén Itzá was childsplay.

No.