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This song was originally inspired about mall security of all things.

I know that dude:

Uh, would you pass the Cheetos, please?

Hey, nice outfit.

Big difference. In Gamergate, the critics called for the woman to be raped. With FSU, that part's already been taken care of.

Roses are red.

This is a big hit for a sport already crippled by public apathy.

Pan roasted fish is the best! But what if you want to grill it? Know the secret to keeping flaky white fish from sticking to the grill and crumbling into garbage when attempting the dismount? Mayo. No shit, evenly smear the presentation side with a modest amount before applying to the well brushed and hot bars, then

You know it, bro. This close-up picture of Bill O'Reilly and Donald Trump's faces is nothing but a shameless ploy for clicks. You can't sneak that shit by me.

It's the only time you'll ever see these two hoping for a bunch of black guys to be more aggressive.

Speaking truth to power classically starts with the court jesters.

Civil Rights needs to never stop moving.

Order is here.

Deadspin is not your freshman philosophy seminar. Just FYI.

Why are the people who think whites are superior always the worst examples of their theory?

On the bright side, the odds are good that one of them will end up be choked to death by half a cheeseburger.