That ain't him- that's some asshole trying to ruin his rep. Probably some 2A patriot troll or wannabe.

Chichén Itzá was childsplay.

No.

Aww c'mon man- don't be so defeatist. We still have a back up little hedge fund billionaire who's still workin' hard to deliver the pipe dream. And there he is now!

Right?!

I think it's more "the status quo is not necessarily in the best interest of our nation's current demographic makeup" and "tradition for tradition's sake alone might not serve as well as it used to in these changing modern times" kinda things. Why these ideas are taken so personally is the real mystery.

Emboldened by November's elections and General O'Reilly declaring victory in the War On Christmas, a rag-tag group of patriots in Eastern Missouri strike back against the iron claw of cultural sensitivity.

Were I to ever be framed by a false accuser, I would tell them to go line up for Vietnamese noodle soup.

There's nothing wrong with Generation Troll a cheap ax handle in the right hands couldn't fix.

Why does it seem we will see this sardonic sentence more often as we move forward into history: "In what can only be considered the logical conclusion of a Twitter beef..."

Pouring out some eggnog and brandy for Phil Hartman...my youth...people actually leaving voicemail so I don't have to wonder if I should be calling them back...

"Man". We say "man" a lot, in Seattle anyway. As a decade plus transplant from the Bay Area, I've been doing my best to get "dude" more into the daily lexicon. How's that workin' out for you, you ask. I might be pissin' in the wind...man.

OPPRESSED WHITE MALE BUCKS JACKBOOTED KINJA THOUGHT POLICE

Can't WAIT to hear Smells Like Teen Spirit at least twice at commercial cutaways during the game.

Clausen getting speared in the head may put the Bears offense in a real pickle.

Revenge is a dish served best cold. Like rabbit terrine.

Was it over when the Germans bombed Pearl Harbor?! Hell, no!!

Why not Johnathon and James, you half-measure half-wit.

Disappear, scumbag.