You got robbled.

Too fucked up to delight in schadenfreude.

"...and now- starting at Power Bigot for yooouurrrr 2015 5th Level of Hell Cross Burners..."

No idea. I guess our loved ones should keep a little of our DNA on hand, just in case.

Local here- as it's been explained on public radio, the best guess is happenstance. If you think of all the annual deaths at sea in the vast Pacific Ocean, and couple that with tides and current patterns that flow towards this region, it makes sense (to me, anyway). And it's feet only because as water-softened…

Hey look at that, the Seattle Mets...and the Vancouver Millionaires! Interesting.

Over a million people read this in a 12 hour period. That must be satisfying. I hope you find the actors and demand some credit for making them famous. I would.

Comparing unsuccesful austerity measures in other countries to our debt (which spiked in late 2008, at the time the bubble of Bush's false economic boom finally burst, combined with annual tax cuts throughout his entire presidency, all strapped to back of two costly, elective wars of his and his cohort's choosing) is…

That's true! And it's weird because they're all certified economic theorists, just like their red meat throwing handlers.

Too many.

More likely a Tea Partier.

Passing a baton would be a smart change.

The new global economy is fraught with unintended consequences. And dickheads.

Hail Mary's Back Door Man

Oh, the Aristocrats dangling punchline I had all typed up before I chickened out and went with this.

Nice work!

Here it is, and bring me back some onions. I don't need to remind you how I like them, right? Don't fuck it up.

This, blended, deserves to be codified. Why must secularists be forced to lead?

Was speaking figuratively, sorry- carry on.

Yo! That is the answer that works.