This works either way- love it!

So, put 'em to the sword? I do feel somewhat sick of taking the high road- but violence begets same. Why are the victims forced to be put on their back foot when the other shoe drops? Bit of a John Brown complex here, full disclosure- sees eye-to-eye with an eye for an eye, while knowing better, really. Very…

How fucking awful. But, I bring good? news:

That's depressingly great. How soon until witnesses are chanting some sort of justifiable "Paul Blart" protest rhyme.

Are those the lyrics to the Slayer song in the video above? 'Cos I could easily see them coming from that Hessian tabby's journal.

Double-Aught'a-not ever pull that embarrassing shit again.

Almost as futile as Werner Herzog's Fitzcarraldo.

Drone strikes on fans who run on to the field can't be far behind, sheeple.

Man, that's kind of... for one Giannis step, one small man's leap.

Pan roasted fish is the best! But what if you want to grill it? Know the secret to keeping flaky white fish from sticking to the grill and crumbling into garbage when attempting the dismount? Mayo. No shit, evenly smear the presentation side with a modest amount before applying to the well brushed and hot bars, then…

Look, there are plenty of less mockable conservatives out there.

"D'oh, the humanity!" really ties together both halves of the 20th century.

Speaking truth to power classically starts with the court jesters.

I wish we didn't need to have a Civil Rights Movement 2.0 (in almost 2015?!), but it least it may help inspire young people of all stripes to get and stay involved, politically. Regrettably it comes at the steep prices of so many deaths and so much lost dignity.

Looks almost as painful as the knife Demarco Murray put in Brennan Clay's back.

Put a Larry Bird on it!

I'd expect no less of a comment from someone with a misspelled Anders Breivik handle.

They don't come in on Friday nights? Don't use electricity on Saturdays? Go out for Chinese food on Christmas Day? Just some guesses. shalom aleichem

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