The hate-read is strong on this post, hmmm?

Touché or nah.

When your the CEO of a publicly traded energy concern, take time to remember your family and they won't be so likely to spread their love around elsewhere, Mayo.

Try to be classier when your puttin's on the fritz.

Just another day in the divide and conquer mines.

"So that happened," - another Mamet quote, usable to describe this wreck. Name the film, get a star...

Don't forget the bourbon, people.

"Thweep the leg, Timmy- no merthy goddammit!"

YOU ARE BREAKING THE SOCIAL CONTRACT

?!

Not even Predator would want that spine after Welker's done with it.

But by all means, consider cutting the guy because he's a 28 year old surly introvert.

Not sure how DUAN hurts this site in any way. Turns out you have a choice in what you click on, especially if you've been here for a year. Kind of a weird take.

Lester's expression at :15 before he's cut out seems to think so. I don't.

No offensive holding on 87?

Kind of a cute way to kick off National Family Literacy Month.

Occam's Razor: you can run, but you can't hide.

The real source of that gem:

Hilarious, I wonder how many will recognize Mr. ______. Having said that, I don't follow or know very much about pro basketball, other than that guy is always injured, the poor bastard.

I'da bonked him right in the noggin.