It was that Lord-Palmerson-Pitt-The-Elder one, wasn't it- be honest.

Very patriotic, going with that usage of nonplussed. Really sick of the King's.

You make me want to get into law enforcement.

I see what you did filed to: there.

This is Dynasty rioting- it's like starting at square one.

Giants fan here- had your boys won, they'd've totally earned it. And they seem classy and likable. Next year will be great for you. Now if we can get Morse, Crawford an Bumgarner to degrease those grungy locks during the offseason...

It's Halloween, Coach- try getting into the spirit of things.

I can almost taste the fumes of your passionate drunk take there, Gdubs.

I can't believe I'm saying this, but isn't Miley Cyrus a more accurate female Bieber? This was embarrassing to peck out.

It's those cups- the tracking of their unfolding chaotic trajectories, almost better than the clip.

He should stop freakin', and call Beacon.

HEY! MACLIN!

Coaches hate that.

Jury's still out on that one, but I hear ya.

I didn't think any humor could come so quickly, on the heels of yet another pointless tragedy.

Chef on chef violence is the saddest spectacle to behold. Good thing only one of you is a chef!

I feel like kissing my wrist!

The older I get, the more Tennessee stays the same.

"precious" is the original "twee". Time for a comeback?