Kind of a cute way to kick off National Family Literacy Month.

This is an acceptable substitution for the jet-pack we were promised, but won't see in our lifetimes.

Occam's Razor: you can run, but you can't hide.

See you on opening night of Interstellar, movie boy.

The real source of that gem:

Cool modern, corporate usurpation of a nobler sentiment from a bygone public-serving era, bro.

It seems more noble to die for taxpayer based endeavor, than a brand, to me. Ignore the Randians, with their knives out bro. For the people, not the entity.

This was such a terrible thought that the author of the article put it on the front page. Ignore the lickspittles, apologists and originalists.

He died on the job of a for-profit company. Sorry, no. Never. No honor without a tax payer based, guaranteed pension. From society, for society. Didn't deserve to die, but no tears. Except for his family. The only reason we need to leave the planet is because we're shitty stewards. Great sounding platitude-ish…

Hilarious, I wonder how many will recognize Mr. ______. Having said that, I don't follow or know very much about pro basketball, other than that guy is always injured, the poor bastard.

I'da bonked him right in the noggin.

It was that Lord-Palmerson-Pitt-The-Elder one, wasn't it- be honest.

Very patriotic, going with that usage of nonplussed. Really sick of the King's.

You make me want to get into law enforcement.

I see what you did filed to: there.

This is Dynasty rioting- it's like starting at square one.

Giants fan here- had your boys won, they'd've totally earned it. And they seem classy and likable. Next year will be great for you. Now if we can get Morse, Crawford an Bumgarner to degrease those grungy locks during the offseason...

It's Halloween, Coach- try getting into the spirit of things.

I can almost taste the fumes of your passionate drunk take there, Gdubs.