I can't believe I'm saying this, but isn't Miley Cyrus a more accurate female Bieber? This was embarrassing to peck out.

It's those cups- the tracking of their unfolding chaotic trajectories, almost better than the clip.

He should stop freakin', and call Beacon.

HEY! MACLIN!

Coaches hate that.

Jury's still out on that one, but I hear ya.

I didn't think any humor could come so quickly, on the heels of yet another pointless tragedy.

Chef on chef violence is the saddest spectacle to behold. Good thing only one of you is a chef!

I feel like kissing my wrist!

The older I get, the more Tennessee stays the same.

"precious" is the original "twee". Time for a comeback?

Re: pyramid driven cardboard removing bitterness from coffee- must be some sweeeet glue holding it together.

Sounds like the type of winning atmosphere that all but guarantees a trip back to the Super Bowl.

Did you just call that nice man a used rubber, how dare you.

I had an Abe Licoln fucked an Easter Island totem joke that was going nowhere, subsequently unpublished the other night regarding his disturbing countenance in that ad, that I feel comfortable admitting to you and the commentariat here, now, because booze.

Blast from the past- how many of these do you have?

"Look itsabuhd, itsabuhd..." I think she's a "special".

The curvature of the Earth really kicks in above the 53rd parallel.

Did you know that Russell Wilson was the first QB to throw for 300+ and run for more than a 100 yards yesterday?

So validating! What else is there, but? You take care now- see you in the funny pages