thanks Grey Street’s mom, I’ll make different plans for my evening

OKAY SO I texted my mom who is a doctor about this issue.

He went on to say, “I’m mad that you keep asking me what’s wrong. I told you NOTHING IS WRONG.”

...the Hawks’ Paul Millsap said to cleveland.com. “I’m not mad about it...”

+1 Crying Milsap

Al Horford added that his team “wouldn’t do anything like that,”

It is a little too late for the Hawks to start getting defensive about Game 2.

Paul Millsap: “I’m not mad about it, but just being professionals man. If that’s how you want to approach it, that’s how you approach it. I think our team and our organization has class and I don’t think we would have continued to do that, but other organizations do other things so what can you do about it?”

I feel like if you eat 51 bananas a day, your bowels are FAR from regular.

The Hawks social media team is good and not bad.

Just imagine how good he’s going to feel when he finally takes that human-skin suit off and lets his dorsal venom sac breathe.

Once again, a black man discovers the Blues, but it’s white guys who make money off them.

Cool story and he seemed legit and fun. Good on him and good on the Blues for connecting with him in the heat of the moment rather than waiting like until next year. Also I love that he got a players jersey and not a custom one.

Hey! I don’t have kids.

I AM, in fact, an irritable dad with a law degree, Samer. How did you DO that?

Schilling is headed to Barstool where he can continue to pander to suburban Massachusetts racists.

Well we all can’t have the good job like (douchebag) Putin does.

Antonio Brown: <excited by dancing>