I wanted to grab the video of the “first pitch” for reference:

waitwaitwait...there were 22,000 people at a Marlins game?

I don’t imagine you have to look much further than the owner’s box to find what’s in the intersection.

I believe in economy of words. You’ve got four extra in the headline.

I too remember playing Rock, Paper, Scissors at Met games as a kid. My favorite player to compete with by far, was Dwight Gooden. He was always so easy to beat, as he went for the rock every single time.

Typical of soccer to have an important match decided in a shootout.

It’s like 70% of what the other show was. Chris Evans has no charm (at least compared to the other three). The shots aren’t as beautiful as the others were. Joey is quite good actually, but they don’t seem to know a lot about cars (Clarkson uses a lot of metaphores that I liked a lot and really knew how to communicate…

You’re rich now.

He got shot breaking into an apartment. Kicked down two doors at 3 in the morning. What did he think would happen?

LSD isn’t a psychotic drug. Perhaps you meant psychoactive, or psychedelic?

Same

Hold the Door, I’m sorry, but it don’t end well.

People born in ‘88 aren’t grown men. They’re still chi-

I need to ask my grocer if they carry whole grain bread with the most amount of grains.

I guess the washing machine spins both ways...

“I will see him in the Congo this summer so him and I will talk back home with nobody around us.”

No shit; whenever someone gives Bartolo a meatball he always takes it.

I wouldn’t call that a reputable study, I wouldn’t call it a study or any kind of proof of anything.

I was aware of these claims but, when the Charge HR went down to $100, I went ahead and picked one up. I figured at worst, it would give me a rough estimate, and if it was really that bad I’d just turn the feature off. But I’ve tested it against several other methods, including a strap, as well as the old “just count…