The Grizzlies are doing their best to reach Chicago Bulls levels of incompetence. Yes, Joerger tried to seek permissions to interview two years in a row. But the Grizzlies have done nothing in that time to indicate they were serious about being a contending team.

Who wins a Deadspin Battle Royale? My money is on Haisley.

We haven’t had a post in FA in almost a week and the best we can get is a “ooh! Pretty video!” post?

Yeah and if you're a pretty woman you should just wear conservative clothing because you just KNOW people are going to try to rape you, right? Fuck off idiot.

Damn at first I was going to get mad at this post and then it got progressively better +1

FWIW I have a 14 Grand Cherokee and the shifter will stick in reverse when you shift from drive to park and you have to shift again to get it to go into park. Not all the time, but occasionally as if it's not fully engaged. Doesn’t sound like the same thing, but it’s certainly annoying.

Nice clickbait, you reeled them right in.

Andrew, just wanted to say solid job with the article. Tyler would be proud.

That's the one I use, great pack. TravelPro is really the industry standard for luggage, there's a reason you see so many flight crews using them.

That's the one I use, great pack. TravelPro is really the industry standard for luggage, there's a reason you see so…

Someone cut off Ballaban’s access to the Keurig, please.

Racist

You know what a living will is right? People can put into writing how they wish to be treated if something incapacitates them physically/mentally.

Seriously. People are god damn land mines nowadays. I was in Starbucks earlier and a lady was waiting in front of me on her phone. It came to be her turn and she was still standing there not paying attention because she had headphones on. As the barista was calling for her attention I tapped her on the shoulder and…

You’re better off using Waze and saving the several hundred dollars for the errant ticket. Radar detectors are illegal in Virginia and they’ll fuck your shit up if they see one.

Hi yes as a man I would like to offer this opinion to the Jezspin commentariat: Yes. Yes we would. We'd probably even tell our friends about it.

As a DC resident: please no. Traffic is bad enough without you mucking about trying to figure out where you are and why DC streets are so gosh darn confusing.

I’ve had some success finding deals on Angie’s List, but you have to pay for access. The other thing is that you need to know a baseline for what these services cost in order to determine whether it’s a deal or not. Most of them are actually markups from what you’d get with a reputable contractor, but people see “-X%…

I’ve had some success finding deals on Angie’s List, but you have to pay for access. The other thing is that you…

Whoa, stop the presses! You mean to tell me people, and by extension the media, care more news and events impacting people with which they share a cultural kinship? You don’t say!

Oh god, did Aaron Hernandez escape prison?

These package deals are rarely that great, they generally have costs cooked in somewhere to give themselves profit. Rather than paying a middle man, you’re better off playing with a website like Google Flights or the ITA Matrix to find flight ideas and then trawling for your own hotel reservations.