I’ll provide the tanker perspective for you then...

I doubt you read the full piece. Can’t skim this stuff, the details matter.

You don’t use a tank like you would an unmanned aerial vehicle. Tanks operate in conjunction with other tanks and armored elements, they’re not just sole vehicles operating by themselves. Not if they want to stay alive very long, anyway. So now you need to have a large mobile nerve center with command and control…

Did you read Tyler’s article? The point is, it’s easier to keep a UAV at 50,000 feet in view of satellite communications than a baby tank driving around a city street. Try driving around a city while keeping a view of the southern sky. There are places you won’t be able to go.

Everybody, when a cop stops you. listen to his directions, give him the documents he wants, be polite, THEN SHUT UP. Tell him you will talk to your counsel and let it be. Everything you say can hurt your case. Deal with it later, before the magistrate.

These two actually have a lot in common. Afterward each took out his frustration on some guy in a cage.

Posting your own Crying Jordan face is probably jumping the shark, otherwise it’s still perfectly acceptable.

That looks like a little cesar’s pizza. If so then he is holding is properly.

This reporting is unbelievably shoddy, no one would seriously claim a Little Caesar’s Hot N’ Ready is actually pizza.

How dare she push for something that she was contractually entitled to, how dare she. I’m sure she probably was an asshole in other ways, but I’m on her side in not letting them slide on those ones.

searingly hot take: burgers

For me I think it’s wings or tacos- I almost never eat tacos, but as a friend of mine from California brought up, that’s because here in NY there really isn’t much in the way of true tacos- just drunken Taco Bell.

I have made a mistake.

Wow, cool brag pal...

actually the staff has advised me to “never tweet”

Good rule of thumb: Never interpret what a romantic interest says. If they aren’t saying what they mean, they aren’t worth your time.

Burying the lede: Tom Green still has two hundred bucks!

Just use TaskRabbit. Cheaper, more accurate, more local.

Just use TaskRabbit. Cheaper, more accurate, more local.

Buyer Beware, I picked up a garbage disposal and since I didn’t have the time bought the “installation” package from amazon for $150. Turns out that the plumber has posted the “installation” as a “replacment” (as in you already have a disposal installed). Charged me an additional $120 over and above what I had already…

Buyer Beware, I picked up a garbage disposal and since I didn’t have the time bought the “installation” package from…

As noted, the main thing here is that Steve Francis has a boat.