Dad?

Dad?

[the light in your room begins to dim and the echoes of maniacal laughter can be heard in the distance]

Used it on an ATM and now I have to worship it in madness forever and ever. Thanks Obama!

I tried your password on your gmail account and now there's tentacles coming out of laptop. Should I be worried?

I’ll provide the tanker perspective for you then...

I doubt you read the full piece. Can’t skim this stuff, the details matter.

You don’t use a tank like you would an unmanned aerial vehicle. Tanks operate in conjunction with other tanks and armored elements, they’re not just sole vehicles operating by themselves. Not if they want to stay alive very long, anyway. So now you need to have a large mobile nerve center with command and control…

Did you read Tyler’s article? The point is, it’s easier to keep a UAV at 50,000 feet in view of satellite communications than a baby tank driving around a city street. Try driving around a city while keeping a view of the southern sky. There are places you won’t be able to go.

Everybody, when a cop stops you. listen to his directions, give him the documents he wants, be polite, THEN SHUT UP. Tell him you will talk to your counsel and let it be. Everything you say can hurt your case. Deal with it later, before the magistrate.

These two actually have a lot in common. Afterward each took out his frustration on some guy in a cage.

Posting your own Crying Jordan face is probably jumping the shark, otherwise it’s still perfectly acceptable.

That looks like a little cesar’s pizza. If so then he is holding is properly.

This reporting is unbelievably shoddy, no one would seriously claim a Little Caesar’s Hot N’ Ready is actually pizza.

How dare she push for something that she was contractually entitled to, how dare she. I’m sure she probably was an asshole in other ways, but I’m on her side in not letting them slide on those ones.

searingly hot take: burgers

I have made a mistake.

Wow, cool brag pal...

actually the staff has advised me to “never tweet”

Good rule of thumb: Never interpret what a romantic interest says. If they aren’t saying what they mean, they aren’t worth your time.