The Hawks social media team is good and not bad.

Just imagine how good he’s going to feel when he finally takes that human-skin suit off and lets his dorsal venom sac breathe.

Once again, a black man discovers the Blues, but it’s white guys who make money off them.

Cool story and he seemed legit and fun. Good on him and good on the Blues for connecting with him in the heat of the moment rather than waiting like until next year. Also I love that he got a players jersey and not a custom one.

Hey! I don’t have kids.

I AM, in fact, an irritable dad with a law degree, Samer. How did you DO that?

Schilling is headed to Barstool where he can continue to pander to suburban Massachusetts racists.

I bet its pretty difficult to get chain lube out of a neckbeard.

Lay off the vodka comrade.

Easy Vladimir.

Well we all can’t have the good job like (douchebag) Putin does.

Look, if you want to see a bunch of privileged New Yorkers on their cycles smashing into each other, face to ass, in a clumsy pile, just visit a Barnard College dorm on Friday night.

No way that bike race is in Brooklyn. All the riders’ bike wheels are the same size.

Never thought that I would regret turning down an invitation to watch a fixed wheel bicycle race held on a Saturday night but here we are.

That’s not a celebration, that’s a suicide attempt.

“I can’t say I’m impressed with Stevens as a coach.”

They are completely overachieving, but not in a fluke way but more of a “Brad Stevens gets the most from his roster” way. It’s still an especially flawed roster, especially in the frontcourt (a lot of undersized 4s and 5s that free up the boards as you alluded too) but they’re in a prime position to reload the gaps…

Antonio Brown: <excited by dancing>