(A) Sodium dodecyl sulfate (AKA sodium lauryl sulfate, SLS) is about as safe as you can expect a detergent to be.

This sucks because they are lying to consumers. It does bear mentioning though that contrary to what’s implied here, SLS is non carcinogenic and the concerns about it are largely fear mongering nonsense about chemicals (as discussed in the very link you include in your article).

which is exactly why I park myself when it comes to my babies.

This is why I never valet-park my cars.

GCOAT

I didn’t watch the video (didn’t have 12+ minutes to watch something a short article summed up nicely), but I’m going to guess it’s the simple act of disengaging and re-engaging by switching into and out of neutral adds wear to the various parts involved. The implication is that there might be a small amount of fuel…

That and what seems to be $30 million more from the Texans.

There once was a team from Miami

I played beer pong with Justin Tuck in college at ND as he lived down the hall from us. He hit every cup he threw at, but he wouldn’t throw randomly - he would (1) ask who was drinking on the opposing team, (2) if you were thirsty (always) and (3) which cup you’d prefer to drink. He then hit that cup every damn time.…

Do you really mean 1/40th (2.25%)? In that case, gross income of $5,000 (ie, $60,000/yr) would yield a monthly rent of $125.

Lol ok mr Rockefeller

They chose to Tre-ser him instead.

What a dick. Let’s put on a bad license plate, smoke a blunt and swerve through traffic in a sports car with blacked out windows.

Mason’s agent quickly put out a press release, extolling his client’s being “hard to bring to the ground.”

Seriously? “Surprised they didn’t use Mason him.” was right there.

I wish the rest of the team took the same stance and refused to move.

He must have gotten that special “Stan Kronic”.

Shots fired.

T.O., if you read this, forget about the gold jacket. Get a Kevlar one.