This. This is the issue no one outside government talks about. I’ve spent many days of my life flying recon missions along the dmz collecting Intel. No one wants to “break” NK, because no one wants to “buy it”.

Yeah, that’s the real issue which has kept NK afloat all these years. It would take a MASSIVE undertaking to turn that country into a productive member of the world community.

We (and allied states) have boarded or turned back ships from North Korea before. A freighter can’t outrun a warship, and they certainly can’t outrun a helicopter, so there’s little they can do unless the North arms them (and if they did fire on us, we’d probably just sink the ship). Regardless it’s not worth the risk…

In all fairness, Crunchwrap Porchswings isn’t the first person to get fucked by something backed by Delta.

I wonder what that kids’ parents are gonna do with the Knicks’ first-round pick in 2021.

God, I wish this was Kevin Garnett. I’m not sure what would have happened, but he would be suspended for somewhere between 2 games and life.

Poor Zingis.

As is tradition.

Do we have to pick just one?

It isn’t even the same last name: Wilpon = Mets owners; Wilbon = PTI Boob

Ah that explains why the champions at Westminster never repeat

Bartolo Colon is suddenly very nervous with the increased interest Yoenis has taken in their “friendship."

Lol at the idea of the Wilpons teaching someone else about being responsible with money.

When reached for comment, the pig simply said, “Oh, dear. Oh, d-d-d-d-dear!”

Yeah, but Bernie Sanders is giving her a run for the money.

I don’t want to ruin this for anyone, but animals win prizes based on the quality of their meat. That’s the reason why you have the awards.

You misspelled Bacon.

I don’t see anything worthy of this post. Either it was fixed or you need a cold beer hombre.

Tangentially related: I was getting out of my car at Smoothie King Monday when 3 A-10 Warthogs flew overhead in tight formation. I started clapping and giggling right there on the sidewalk like an idiot. Excellent footage!

Could have also taken his QO for $15.8 million for this season.