Except Trea Turner is one of the best SS prospects in baseball. He will likely replace Desmond next season. Uggla was a cheap lottery ticket tryout that had a hot spring, he won't last if he continues to play like he has.

MLB.TV is great, as long as you don't want to watch the local team you can watch any game you want with home or away feed + audio from home/away radio stations. As opposed to Sunday ticket I've never had issues with connecting or staying connected to MLB.TV. Also you share it with four other people and not get into an…

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Hey bud, I think it's time to take a step away from the keyboard. Maybe step outside, go for a walk, take a few deep breaths, really assess where your life is heading.

Get in line. -Cubs fans.

Oh no! I've cast aspersions upon a wealthy professional athlete that uses performance enhancing drugs! How uncouth of me.

That’s what I like to call my penis, because really I’m holding a small shaft that I have to pretend is a lot bigger.

And fastballs, and curveballs, and change-ups...

He probably is!

Is that the same David Ortiz who’s made over 140 million in career earnings so far? Pot, meet kettle.

Not even the #1 draft pick can save the Knicks from themselves.

Fine. I still want him to be like House though. Or maybe Chase. Chase was cool.

That sounds even cooler honestly. Share some stories about that.

... So did you become a surgeon?

The takeaway message here is to never tweet.

That sure is a bear cock right there.

They're going to put a tarp over the entire stadium? What a cost effective roof!

White people: racist if they say it, racist if they're offended by it.

St. Louis has enough misery, I fee bad laughing at them.

“Cunnilingus?”