Nothing warms my heart like sad Kentucky fans.

You're not doing any serious damage to one of those Harley's dumping it at that speed. Maybe some scuffed chrome.

You know this is how they train right? This course they're riding is the same course they use to develop and hone their skills.

But they don't want mental help. This isn't some case of a neglected people being left to rot. The CDC has wasted millions of dollars trying to tell these people there's no medical foundation for their illness and that they should seek a clinical psychologist and it gets dismissed.

3? That's generous.

Seriously. My basement is a minefield of milk rings. Fuck buying toys, just drink milk on occasion.

Apologies! I was under the impression they already had the facility in the works.

It is and it isn't that simple. Texas has an ungodly amount of money, yes. But they're also sitting on a huge talent pool and are about to open up brand new facilities. If he wants to go big time, this is probably his best opportunity.

Boys will be boys, amirite

Leaving VCU to work for noted shitheel Steve Patterson is shaka smart move.

After watching some of the comments that have rolled in, I now understand why us greys are hated. Holy shit. Save me Deadspin contributors, you're my only hope.

“A Single guy, drunk, we can possibly overlook”

I did the same thing, it went over really well. No one is ever full from wedding dinner and everyone has the drunken munchies.

I'm glad to know I'm not the only one that falls asleep in the shower. Shower naps are the best.

Of course Belichick is wearing jeans and sandals. Of course. Surprised he's not wearing white socks to complete the ensemble.

Sorry man, your argument just doesn't hold up. If you move everyone's deadline by telling them they all have to wait 15 minutes so these guys can change into street clothes, the sports world isn't going to grind to a halt. In case you weren't aware, print media is about as dead as the CD player.

Wait. Is it weird that I keep a sleeping bag, pillow, and inflatable mattress at work? Do normal people not do this?

I'd drive that car. Provided it didn't burst into flames the second I took it off the lot and the engine is as advertised.

Yes please.

361. Blake Griffin