"Halle Berry has been ordered to pay Gabriel Aubry $16,000 a month in child support! "

Since no one has said it yet, I'll be that person. Try out an epilator. If you have a moderate pain tolerance, epilators are fantastic. I epilate my legs and underarms (bikini line gets too ingrown, so I skip it) once a week. Now that I'm used to epilating, it only takes 30 min. Similar to waxing, the hairs grows back…

THE SHOULDER BONE'S CONNECTED TO THE SIN BONE

Kanye's cake looks like poos.

Yay! Don't worry about messing things up. That just adds unnecessary stress to a very happy occasion. Just get to know each other, and let it grow naturally. Address problems before they become big issues, and give each other the space you need to still be yourselves. Be understanding and forgiving to him, and he'll…

Yes, using newspaper clippings as wallpaper, classic choice! Favored by serial killers everywhere!

A little while ago I had to take a 2-hour adoption seminar before I was allowed to take my new kittens home, and I kept telling all my friends and family that I felt like Marge at the parenting class and no one knew what I meant! So thank you!

I assumed it was like the parenting class Homer and Marge have to take, where they learn that strangulation=bad and milk should be stored in the refrigerator. Or, failing that, a cool , wet sack.

There is no part of that I don't want in my facehole right now. That's impressive, because I have a love-hate relationship with both Mexican and Tex-Mex cuisine due to loving half the ingredients (everything up there) and hating the other half (tomatoes, peppers, etc).

Oh geez, another unneccessary mean spirited slam against a city in "flyover" country. Good to see that the attitude that the two coasts are the only place worth living in this country has sedeped from the MP crew into the sub-blog.

The original article is about The Best College Towns in America when the students are not there. It's a travel piece about cool college towns to visit when it's not full of college kids. Trying to link GQ's piece to some kind of endorsement for college rape is ridiculous, as is condemning tourism to an entire town…

My idiot of a stepsister insisted on having a "home birth" with a midwife, despite the fact that her pregnancy was high-risk —- shortly after going into labor, something went wrong, the midwife (sensibly) called an ambulance, she had an emergency C-section and both she and the baby were okay. After a week or so in the…

I am so sick of this crunchy home birth "hospitals are evil because I watched The Business of Being Born" nonsense. Because women have been birthing in hospitals for decades, people forget that childbirth is dangerous as hell. It's the exact same mindset that drives the crazy anti-vaccine, Alicia Silverstone types.…

Oh, thank GOD! I was picturing a daycare center.

One bourbon, one scotch, and one beer.

For ladies only! Lest the men become Girl Drink Drunks.