If I went swimming without my contact lenses, I’d probably drown. This just isn’t realistic for people with strong prescriptions and is completely ridiculous. I have dailies, so I feel relatively safe.

Where’s Brownell’s “You’re an idiot for wanting a crossover” take?

You call it super, super stupid. I call it rightfully super, super concerned that water that was 100 feet back from the property lines this time last year is now lapping at front doors. Whatever the reason.

My husband’s family has a lake house on a small lake connected to Lake Michigan and neighbors are definitely nervous about the rising water levels. I concur that this island probably doesn’t have long left.

Thanks for the heads-up that Popeye’s uses mayo on the spicy sandwich. That’s going to be a hard pass for me, but I’m sure the regular will work just fine.

Hmmmmm, is it a coincidence or not that a bunch of black writers were discussing this on Twitter... oh... yesterday?

LOL, Tavarish has his hands full with the Lambo.

You’re right. There are plenty of legitimate reasons to dislike her without labeling her as an angry black woman. My apologies.

Nicki Minaj always looks incredibly pissed off. What’s the point of Top 50 lists if you’re always miserable?

Not really. There are people here who consider towns in Indiana and Wisconsin to be suburbs, because the commuter trains go there. 

No one calls it Chi-Town unless they’re saying it ironically, or they’re completely out of touch. 

Also a WRX owner and a former GTI owner. I haven’t had a speeding ticket since 2001, when I was driving a ‘92 Jetta GL.

a nearby suburb of Chi-town

Oh, for fuck’s sake. 

Earlier this year, allegations broke that the company’s board attempted to coverup sexual misconduct. Just last fall, Google employees staged a walkout over the company’s handling of sexual harassment claims—more specially, that it paid “millions of dollars in exit packages to male executives accused of misconduct,…

I love how you judge the way these people are going to spend this $9,000 windfall, but not the person who paid $9,000 for a Nintendo game.

Sometime in October. They haven’t yet given a date.

We just ordered a 2020 Outback through Costco. We already knew exactly what we wanted in terms of trim levels and options, so my husband contacted the Costco auto department, they put us in touch with the local Subaru dealership with the Costco arrangement, and we headed there to put down the deposit. It was a…

K.

Wow, thanks for throwing “Veronica Mars” spoilers in here without warning. That was a total dick move.