*shrug*

Why is Blake Lively the exception? She is the blandest of all the basic-but-pretty girls.

Counterpoint: After two years of Birchbox, a year of Sephora Play, and countless GWPs, I have so many unopened mascara samples that I will never buy mascara again. Even if I open one and it looks or smells weird, I can toss it and move on to the next one. I think the brands kind of caused their own problem, here.

And Puffs and pedicures!

Come on, girl. Really? 

That gap in the front bumper is making me a little ill.

OMG, Jean.

A ton of my friends still live in the area. It baffles me.

Me too. I feel ya.

Oooooh, is it Windsor?

This car helped launch my writing career. I love it.

There are a couple hundred of them from ‘96.

I know the owner of that Harlequin Golf! Fucking awesome to see it here!

Over some tuna-fish-and-corn sandwiches – Depp’s favorite

Cancer is the fucking worst. So are bad thyroids.

This post reminded me how much I irrationally loathe Adam Duritz.

Ezra Shaw at Getty Images is having a very good day.

Why the fuck did you ask, then? Just to get an excuse to preach?

LOL was it Jia Tolentino?

Little Village is also home to Moreno’s, one of the best liquor stores in the city. They have a better selection of craft beer than Binny’s (smaller, for sure, but very well curated).