Word. Chicago deep dish is garbage. It tastes like burned flour and canned tomatoes.

I don’t doubt that at all.

Well, Emma was in my friend’s classes at Brown and Rob used to frequent the bars in my neighborhood in Brooklyn when was with FKA Twigs. By all accounts, they are both nice and polite people.

We could solve a lot of our agriculture problems if they’d lift the restrictions on hemp. It’s easy to grow, and it’s easier to grow it organically than many other crops. Hemp makes more sustainable paper and clothing, and it produces ethanol that is better for our cars than corn ethanol. You can also use hemp for…

Yes. That’s where they’ve f’d up my order at least two or three times, and they were super rude, and I didn’t have time to wait for them to fix it.

Eh, people still wait in those kind of lines for Big Star and for the life of me I can’t figure out why. The staff is rude as fuck, and they’ve fucked up every takeout order I’ve ever made.

Some automakers do give away/sell pre-production cars specifically for racing purposes, but the race team has to be competing at a level that allows non-street legal cars. I just wrote an article for another site that was tangential to this, and had to scrap half of an absolutely fascinating interview because my…

10/10 would still have driven.

Oh, I’ve heard rumors about it for months but put it out of my head. Then I got a pitch accepted sort of unexpectedly. Then I was at my media association holiday social earlier this week and everyone was talking about it. I don’t think they GAF about being sneaky.

That was brave of the Globe. Perhaps at some point the papers of record of New York, Washington DC, Miami, Chicago, Minneapolis, Austin, Los Angeles, San Francisco, and Seattle will follow suit.

I miss the eggnog almonds SO MUCH.

I hope one day to be as skilled at my craft so that I can afford to miss deadlines.

There goes my hope of ever getting “Link’s Awakening.”

Unfortunately, probably not. Without a reference thing at the right distance to look at and with all of the jostling and visibility issues it’s likely to still look relatively flat at that altitude.

So the earth is a pancake shaped like Google Maps, with a pie crust of ice around the perimeter?

This reminds me of that diagram that Courtney Love drew to “prove” she found Malaysia Flight 370.

This reads to me like she might have been harassed, just that it’s not the reason she left...?

Meanwhile, one would think he’d have enough restraint not to pull his shit on genuine Hollywood royalty like Rashida Jones. She doesn’t need him!

Keanu Reeves and Jason Segel.

JFC I cannot stand that woman.