Sours are foul, but man, bring on the hazy New England IPAs.

Having said that, who keeps a series of public appearances on the books when they know they are about to receive some kind of major (almost certainly negative) press of an undisclosed nature?

I get that vibe from “Shopgirl,” even though I think the female character is ~22. The fact that the actor who played that creepy older man also wrote the character of the creepy older man creeps me out.

This is brilliant. If the victim’s family never gets to forget, why the fuck should the perpetrator?

FWIW, the assault against Argento was about 20 years ago. She’s only been dating Bourdain for, like, a year.

I wouldn’t go that far. Navy Pier offers some fantastic views.

You are not allowed to ride bicycles on the sidewalk, including rental bikes and Divvy bike share bikes. If you’re afraid to ride on the street, biking is probably not the way to go because downtown sidewalks are way too crowded to accommodate confused and overwhelmed tourists on bikes.

#lukewarmtake

This is fucking awesome.

I was a little surprised when I first heard about the internship, and even more so that no one seems to be questioning it now. Surely, Malia Obama could intern wherever the fuck she wants; if she’s interested in film production it doesn’t have to be with Weinstein. I’m not going to side-eye the Obamas for “letting…

She broke her face in a car accident. It certainly wasn’t by choice.

Like a couple of years ago, she went on a rant saying that gay men were collectively more misogynistic than straight ones, which ... *eyeroll.*

I have a bootleg MP3 of Tatu’s “All the Things She Said” that, inexplicably, has the shutting door sound right in the middle of it. It still shows up on my ancient iPod shuffle from time to time and provides an instant flashback to when life made sense.

This is an awesome answer. Thank you.

This entire idea gives me a ladyboner. Fuck the oil industry.

This is one of my sort-of dream jobs. How does one come across such an opportunity?

No, mayo in grilled cheese is definitely revolting.

There’s some context missing to the last tweet you quoted. BarkM is Mark Baruth, who is the brother of Jack Baruth, who wrote the story on TTAC.

You don’t need an emotional support animal when you don’t have emotions.

The driver, who was not identified, didn’t receive any traffic violations, since he was not on an official highway. Instead, he was charged with violating a series of local ordinances. Huh.