And weight. I’ve helped build LEGO models of this size and larger, and the largest ones were transported in segments.

It should actually have a metal rod through it for support.

It’s actually pretty hard work to build a LEGO model of that size. I’ve done it. It’s not something a young kid could really help with — it would probably take the guy who originally built it twice as long to constantly supervise the kid.

I support Bernie, too, so that doesn’t bother me at all. Mark Ruffalo is far from the only celebrity supporting Bernie. I think he’s quite a bit more bro-y about it, though.

See, I never thought too hard about him. I think he’s pretty and wouldn’t kick him out of bed, and while some of his songs are perfectly fine when my spin instructor plays them, others make my ears bleed. I have watched a few episodes of “The Voice,” and you could put Donald Trump up there and Blake Shelton would…

I personally love ScarJo in spite of some of her questionable career choices, but there is no question in my mind of which of these two women is the more talented and serious actress. Totally agree.

He’s a Berniebro, too. Which I’m personally fine with, but YMMV.

Mine’s Julianne Moore. Can’t stand her.

Oh, she seems so lovely to me!

I don’t know. It’s awesome.

I got oatmeal in about half an hour on Christmas Eve last year. So there.

I grew up in Springfield and used to go to the Friendly’s right next to the corporate headquarters and I do the exact same thing. Then I go to Big Y to look for the seasonal Polar seltzers.

Yep.

It’s not like she was the only one traumatized, though. The other gorillas in the enclosure? The zookeepers who made the decision and pulled the trigger? All the witnesses to the incident? That’s what bugs me about the quoted statement. God saved her child, but you know, to hell with everyone else involved in this…

It is, unfortunately.

Which is exactly why so many women keep it to their fucking selves. It’s awful.

Jesus. I am so lucky my parents believed me and supported me.

Wait, was this supposed to make us feel bad for her?

This lawyer probably maximized this opportunity for a book deal.

No one else shares my full name, but a newscaster in my hometown, who is about my age, shares my uncommon first name and my common middle name, and has a last name that starts with the same letter and has the same cadence.