Thank you.

Orrrrrrr there might be things we care about more, such as climate change.

My mom doesn’t even have a cell phone so I’m not too worried about that!

AWWWWW. That’s kind of sweet.

Broke, but right!

And meanwhile I pretend my mom doesn’t know I have sex with my fiancé, with whom I own a house.

Get pima tees at LL Bean instead. They last forever and are always on sale or have promo codes.

Rachel, I love your “Filed to:”

I fucking adore Billy Corgan and I still can’t say that.

Me too. <3

Kylie. I think it’s Kylie’s life’s dream.

My 1880s brick house in Chicago was $100k less than that. I have a Bernie sign in my yard. And we’re down to just two or three gang drive-bys a month!

Wait, you know who she is?

“Arrested Development” had a couple good jokes about it too, if you’re into that sort of thing.

I’m sort of with you, except I stayed judging her the whole time. If anything, I’m judging her even harder.

I’m sure this isn’t the first sign he’s seen.

Get Boskke planters! I hang my plants from the ceiling so the cats can’t reach them.

Get Boskke planters! I hang my plants from the ceiling so the cats can’t reach them.

Looking (a little bit) like JLaw if a bunch of people also think Igloo looks like JLaw, though?

I thought the same damn thing, and came in here to post that. It makes me really unhappy because people occasionally tell me I look like JLaw.

Me too. Demeter Ocean’s my jam.