She was in some awful movie where she banged Paul Rudd and Parker Posey banged, like, Danny Devito? It was worse than it sounds.

Agree. I earn more than that freelancing as a side gig, and I’ve never had anything published in TIME or on Gawker.

No, I was on my rooftop watching a car chase being filmed about two blocks away. Sorry.

I had an interesting view from that place. I also got to watch a scene from one of the “Transformers” movies being filmed.

I prefer to get drunk during, but you do you.

I really enjoyed the first movie, but that’s mainly because they filmed it in the neighborhood I lived in at the time. In fact, the Abnegation sector fight scenes were right on my street, and my condo’s in the background.

When I bought the condo I used to live in in Chicago, there was a parking lot in the area that was supposed to be turned into a public park, in exchange for the adjoining parcel of land being given to a developer for the movie theater/shopping/apartment complex mentioned elsewhere in this thread. A couple years go by…

I prefer “Blen” to “Gwake.” They are not deserving of the effort of so many hard consonant sounds.

Right? I’ve only lived in city limits for maybe seven years, but I’m already reminiscing about the times before they started putting those awful LED billboards in residential neighborhoods.

I used to go to that Target several times a week (and I could see it from my old condo) so I’m really, really glad it wasn’t a Walmart. And that’s why Jewel bought the old Dominick’s store at Roosevelt and Canal, even though the Roosevelt/State/Wabash one is just a few blocks away — to prevent Walmart from getting it.

But but but, bootstraps.

Is Rihanna off Instagram again?

Right? And then I’d get knocked down by a wave and I’d try to save the margarita rather than the camera and be like, “Whoops, oh well, there it goes.”

I used to live a couple blocks away and still go to one of the fitness studios in that complex once a week or so. It’s weird. That whole area transformed completely over the six or so years I lived there, and it’s going to look completely different again in just a couple more years.

No. No, we don’t. And we didn’t.

I’ve heard a lot of nasty things about my man Bernie the past few months, but “shill 4 Billary,” imagined in Fran Drescher’s nasally whine, is quite possibly the worst.

Targets go in the weirdest places, though. Like this scene below, from “Ferris Bueller”? This is about half a block away from the Clark and Roosevelt Target.

That’s okay, HRC will have a job waiting for him.

Resigns? He’s going to have a position in HRC’s White House.

It was stranger when the complex was there, trust me. Right after I moved to Chicago I made the mistake of driving west from the lakefront and the change in landscape was just surreal.