Like Snickers, guaranteed to satisfy.

It was the second-best two minutes of “Zoolander” FWTW.

...neither? Songs were sort of alt-rock with nerdy lyrics, his voice starts out okay but fades fast, but he really gets into the performance and looks like he’s having fun, which made it a good time. Definitely mid-life crisis project. But the bar had cheap Lagunitas on tap and the Duchovny groupies were hilarious to…

Hey hey hey. He has his singer/songwriter career.

He and Emily Blunt are wicked cute.

It’s in quotation marks so I have to think it’s from the source.

Agree. That line in particular just made smoke come out of my ears.

“the probably gestational age of the unborn child,”

Especially here in Chicago, where there is not a single suitable alternative.

Come sit by me. Please.

So, Gwen is preggers with Blake’s devil spawn, huh?

Seconding the memoir recommendation. That was an excellent read.

I’ll save it for you, then.

Right? Because if the slice of cake falls off and hits the floor then I can’t eat it.

These are fucking sundaes. I don’t understand the confusion.

This is never off topic.

I think she moved to Russia to be with him. And after seeing videos of her dance/acrobatic performances, there’s no way I’d even try to compete with her.

Well, she had a publicist (that woman who talked to Carl about Twitter and YouTube on the phone). Do publicists have publicists?

I think she’s an interior designer...?

He does have great taste in beer.