Gotcha. That seems like a reach to me, but I’m just a childless woman who isn’t on TV so what do I know.

Movember was last month, Kanye. Yeezus.

I haven’t kept up with the Kardashians so I’m a little lost... why would Kourtney be mad?

Because more people will click on and comment on a story that has a photo of Taylor Swift.

She was the indie It Girl? What happened to Greta Gerwig? :(

The satirical angle is odd to me. It sure didn’t sound like it was going to be a satire when they were setting up to film here.

Oh, I’d love to do this. Maybe I can get one of my sites to sponsor...

Not at all surprised by this. Cook County and Illinois will take money from citizens by any means necessary.

I usually watch this movie on the day after Thanksgiving, and I didn’t this year. Thanks for making me sad, now!

Yes, and, oh look, my property taxes just went up again!

That’s sort of how he always sounds, with that fucking Grinch Who Stole Christmas smile.

Are you serious? It’s not like the results were close, and Chuy is garbage, too.

LOL. They love me. I feel so lucky.

Same here. Today I’m wearing the same jeans I wore yesterday and a college hoodie.

I’ve been in an open floor plan office for almost four years now. FITS OF RAGE on a daily basis. I hate it.

“Sugg. Price According to the Analyst Sitting Down The Hall.”

Stay away from DSW, while you’re at it.

Okay, I really didn’t want to be responsible for screwing up someone’s holiday.

I mean, I wasn’t exactly *recommending* this approach, unless you’re totally comfortable with your family.

I think Cards Against Humanity will keep us entertained quite a while longer.