This shit is delicious. Want some now.

I live in Chicago so I am kinda SOL. I do go to Michigan a lot, but my people are more into jet skiing than hiking. :/

I don’t like hiking because I’m scared of heights and the first time I was forced to go was up the backside of a ski slope in Vermont. If it weren’t for the heights, I think I’d love it.

It seems to have almost as much to do with her spoiled-brat behavior (being carried around, etc.) but otherwise, agreed.

MARRY ME, JGL.

I’d fucking love it if all these insanely wealthy women would stop supporting the corrupt-as-fuck diamond industry.

LOL. I mean, I like when the Sox win because I live on the South Side and free fireworks are always nice. But I’m not from here so I have no dog in this fight other than wanting Jenny to GTFO.

Take off that shirt, Jenny.

Right? I’m a B most of the time and swell to a C during shark week. Bride better hope her wedding is timed to my pill pack if she’s offering me such an honored position amongst her braless besties.

Mark, I miss you already.

Yay, a DHC fan!

Maybe Gisele survived. I mean, Letty survived.

That’s her ENTIRE LIFE.

The Sanders supporters among my friends and family will still vote for Clinton if we have to, but I admit, we’re the rational ones.

It’s okay. Staples was one of my clients at an old job and I don’t think anyone working at HQ realized it, either.

Amy, you’re welcome to go away if it’s so hard. I won’t miss you.

And the best weed. And the hottest bodyguard.

You mean, being a prop for Amy Schumer really isn’t all that great?

I can’t figure out if her eyes are gorgeous or terrifying.

That drove me nuts!