I watched the Chicago marathon for a while. I was around mile 20 and there were lots of people taking walk breaks. I wasn’t out there so I didn’t judge.

I’m a size 11 so I stick to black or gray shoes. Anything else and I get distracted or startled by the size of my own feet.

I’m so jealous that you can open water swim in a Speedo. If I start training for a tri, there’s no way I’ll be able to wear anything less than a wetsuit.

Yeah, I always wore makeup to track days and car shows. Even ice races, which was ridiculous because I’d have a scarf wrapped around my face.

Go away.

If Gwen’s Urban Decay collection doesn’t include a red lipstick like this, I will cry.

What’s in the coffee at CNN? Traces of drugs that fell off the money they give to Hillary.

I can’t figure out why anyone would want Giordano’s leftovers.

I was, briefly! Thanks!

One of my coworkers ONLY wears Lincoln Park After Dark so this seriously freaked me out.

YES. I think she’s awesome. I highly recommend her memoir.

Damn.

Oh, thanks for the encouragement! I always wanted to do that, but the only friends who ever expressed interest in going with me don’t really have the means or flexibility for the travel.

Come at me!

Is “Movies Featuring a Strong Female Lead” really something I should be bothered about?

I’ve seen it more times than is reasonable because it’s one of the feel-good movies I put on as background noise to, like, fold laundry or clean or whatever.

No. It wasn’t. The PR chick at the record company who begged me to push it into heavier rotation on my college radio station couldn’t convince me, and you can’t either.

Ugh and now I miss Larissa Oleynik. I was so bummed when “Alex Mack” wasn’t on the list of shows that would be on that ‘90s Nick reboot.

Surfing is one of my bucket list things so that scene makes me jelly. As in, jealous, and also all melty and excited. Every time.

I like that one... and I actually love “Movies.” The rest of the album was garbage though.