Ha! Thanks. I changed it to this during a random argument about fennel in a comment thread.

The nose spray model?

I still love that scene in “Blue Crush” that has Michelle Rodriguez on a jet ski and “Youth of the Nation” in the background.

If it’s not religious liberty nonsense, the church shouldn’t be citing religious liberty nonsense. The church brought in the religious liberty argument, not Jezebel commenters.

Kris would NEVER do that, though.

Thanks for saying this. I’m tired of getting virtual side-eye when I say it.

Did you tweet him this link? I’m looking forward to your next Twitter feud.

Stacey Dash does it too on Fox.

I generally agree. It just takes longer to sort through the garbage to find anything worthwhile now.

“We’re all entitled to our own experiences and it’s nice that she hasn’t felt like her options were limited because of her gender and race.”

I agree that, in theory, that those of us who want to take a stand against Columbus Day should refuse to shop these sales.

Her Twitter feed is way more articulate than XOJane.

Thanks!

Or they had an affair and he was cruel because of latent homophobia, like a closeted Republican.

I have cable (I could easily live without it, it’s just virtually impossible to get internet without it). My cable just doesn’t include CNN. Which we didn’t find out until the last debate. Isn’t that weird?

Well it’s not like Bernie made (or endorsed) that.

I should have RSVP’d to one of those. I don’t get CNN at home, which is fucking stupid. I get CNN en español, but I cannot watch the freaking debate.

Trump’s hair

The emergency podium gets bubble wrap.

“He would also play “Someone Like You” by Adele on repeat for weeks on end and would refuse to close his office door (because then he wouldn’t be able to spy on us). I still cannot hear Adele’s voice without getting so mad I want to vomit. Lastly, he is German and I’m American but I speak German but he never bothered…