At my wedding, my in-laws refused to meet my parents or socialize with any of the guests. My new FIL spent the entire time outside talking to a cell phone that had no reception.

I was being sincere.

I think it’s cute that Reese doesn’t PhotoShop her Instagrams.

I was merely commenting that this one-sided narrative appears to totally disregard and contradict everything else that’s been said, and it seemed weird.

Yup. The Chicago Tribune wrote a lot about their relationship when this story first broke. The mother’s friends were quoted as saying that she was regularly assaulted by Heather, and that the police had been called to their house 80 or so times.

Sooooo very beautiful... except for the white-coated Ronal R8s.

“Bill as your VP? Are you fucking kidding me? Why don’t you just get a reality show?”

“Pet it.”

I loved that place when I lived there.

That doesn’t sound right to me. I know they sell irregulars at the factory store, and I believed they were too socially conscious to be that wasteful.

“Q: Do you want to outlaw all abortion? Even in cases of rape? Aren’t your views extreme?

LOL. I don’t need any clothes, especially anything I can’t wear to work. My closet barely closes.

I have a nice high kick, and that mouth is begging for my steel-toe Doc Marten.

Question 5 had what to do with anything?

Meryl fixes EVERYTHING.

The only mascara I’ve ever actually liked was a Neutrogena lash darkener that came in a matte black tube and got discontinued about ten years ago.

Ha! I wish I could justify buying this. It’s awesome.

I’m serious! :)

I’d say he’s still coming out ahead here, but yeah. :/

I have one. It floods all the time. But at least I can do my laundry and grow my hydroponic kale in peace.