But if I stick it out another year and a half I get another week of vacation!

I’d like to. I have a full-time job and a few freelance gigs so it might be tricky to fit it into my schedule. However, I’d always be willing to discuss it with the powers-that-be. I have no idea how the sub-blogs and contributor columns work here.

I *do* have floor-to-ceiling windows, and they make me a little nauseous because I’m scared of heights.

Fuck everyone who’s ever made advertising look glamorous because now I hate my life.

I’d be willing to consider writing that. Not doxxing myself, but I have the experience.

R32s are pretty badass though.

He sounds like my 20-pound cat swallowed a frog. FFS, that’s cute. He’s trying so hard.

I can’t imagine finding out someone I know buys into this.

Yup. The sky is green and the grass is blue.

It doesn’t need to make sense. They want to be wronged so they have something to whine about on reddit, so they came up with a system in which they are always wronged.

“WOULD be.”

“Talking Ponits”?

I always see pictures of Blake Lively and think she’s someone (anyone) else.

The funniest guy around?

Yeah, it’s not as big as it sounds. The second floor is basically a little loft overlooking the first floor. However, the first floor seems about the same size as the downtown Sephora.

Plus, racking up Ulta points on the drugstore stuff that’s always on sale and has 20% off or $3.50 off $10 coupons.

Entire first floor: high-end makeup, fragrance, skincare.

The rewards are different than the coupons, and can be used together!

Agreed. I don’t like this direction.

I don’t really follow comedy at all. But I like Amy Poehler and I was surprised she’d had a boyfriend for two years who I’d never heard of.