That is an excellent defense.

I like Ice T way more now than I ever did before.

I had a dream about Bernie Sanders last night! I was back in Burlington, visiting college friends (and some random people who I don’t know IRL but were my friends in the dream), and we were all at this event in some kind of public office building because Bernie was running for mayor again against some woman (who, for…

I get Anne Hathaway a lot. There was a period where there was actually a pretty strong resemblance (maybe five years ago), but I don’t see it anymore. I still get it, though, which is totally fine with me.

Rough on the vocal cords?

I’m terrified of Lasik. I can’t even handle the “puff of air” glaucoma test.

Agreed. I’m not really an Ari fan but these impressions were great.

She definitely sang in her hairbrush along with Britney and Christina when she was little. So, like, a year ago.

Put out a call for stories from former Yelp employees. There have got to be a ton of them.

Tweet Cool Pope.

This made me wet.

She was on screen in “Fifty Shades” for, like, almost a full minute.

Those elbows and ankles are making me a little bit horny. No wonder the menfolk can’t help themselves.

My favorite pizza place offers coal-roasted garlic cloves as an extra topping. It’s amazing. Oh, we reek the next day but it’s so worth it.

K. Sorry I asked.

I never thought of it that way. If you’ll indulge my question, why do you feel this is any worse or more exploitative than, for example, this same child being on a reality show? I respect your opinion and I’m not trying to give you a hard time.

Thanks for the different perspective — I didn’t read it that way. Glad she wasn’t shading Twigs.

I also thought that was weird. I believe FKA Twigs has said that Grace Jones is one of her inspirations, but I don’t think Twigs really rips her off (except maybe in terms of album art)?

“So the call to action, friends, is take action.”

I’m pretty sure this is actually the Buffybot.