“Science says that 98 percent of people who listen to any given FKA twigs song will then immediately wonder whether she’s avoiding melodies on purpose, or what?”

I never, ever thought I’d feel even the slightest bit bad for Carly Fiorina and was proven wrong. I cannot imagine what kind of disaster would make me feel sympathy for Scott Walker.

I’m seeing No Doubt on Friday (*squeeeeee!* My inner 15-year-old is SO EXCITED!) and I might need to make a sign that says “You can do better than Blake!” to hold up.

If you’re an outlier, I am, too. I’m still totally happy with my 16 GB 5S.

Gues I’ll be holding on to my 5S a lot longer than I thought.

I could not get enough of that Under Armour commercial.

I’m already here though so... shall we compare the dankness?

So this band is from Northampton, and I’m wicked homesick for WMass. Are they any good/worth listening to? I’ve honestly never heard of them.

This dress is in the window of H&M right now and I want it. The only reason I haven’t bought it is because it would fall apart on first wear.

I have multiple favorites, too. I catch no end of shit from Future Husband’s family for it. “Center Stage” is very high on my list. It’s got great music.

That’s sort of like saying “Little Miss Sunshine” is also a dance movie.

Twice. She left his ass and he let her come back. *That* is what blows my mind.

No, but Husband #2/#4 might be.

Well, it worked for Josh Duggar.

Absolutely.

That’s some serious crop dusting. Nicely done.

Don’t forget the lingonberries and flat-pack furniture.

Name the day, Maeby.

I’ve driven a manual Aston Martin. If I can do it, Bond should sure be able to do it.

I was just all worked up that Daniel Craig can’t drive a fuckin’ manual Bond car. Still am, actually.