One of my close friends is an avid rider and I was initially baffled as to how she found the time to do it. It turns out, she just rides everywhere instead of driving.

Transmission fluid and scorched rubber, please.

The manager at one of my favorite craft beer bars in Chicago loves this shit. He’ll be reminiscing about, like, a bottle of 2009 Three Floyds Dark Lord or something, and then turn away from the bar and toss back some Fireball.

I mean, Bourdain’s no Donkeysauce Fieri, but he’ll do.

I’d heard about it, but I live on the Near South Side, so I wasn’t all that interested. I didn’t start hearing about it until it was actually close to opening, again, maybe because of my disinterest.

We’d both read reviews of restaurants that use them extensively, including the one we went to, that said they do indeed give a bit of a buzz. And whether it was the power of suggestion or wishful thinking or whatever, we both felt a little woozy and the numbness went well beyond my mouth. So... that was my experience…

What is this in response to? I cannot follow.

I believe it is long gone. Sorry.

Karine Bakhoum? She’s been on Chopped, right?

Dude. We had Szechuan peppercorn chicken last night. We seriously both got buzzed in the Chinese restaurant from those damn peppercorns. It was bizarre. Try that. Plus, it tasted good.

I only have experience with one vaporizer, but I think it really improves some of it.

I used to have a UMass Amherst Starter jacket, back in the Marcus Camby days.

Yeah except Strawberry Kush is delicious. And I had something else the other night and it tasted like eating a salad in the jungle, but it only tasted like that from the vaporizer.

Oh, this’ll be great!

Titties.

I’d love to know who this bitch voted for for mayor, if she wants the residents to overthrow a corrupt government.

But isn’t Cara also friends with Rihanna, who’s friends with Katy Perry?

I read through the comments to see if anyone else mentioned this! Is FKA twigs pregnant? Is that what this is all about? Because if so... awwwwww!

It has one type of alum, but not the other one. I just went and looked it up.

Wouldn’t surprise me at all. Anything to keep us buying.