He has also lived in Brooklyn, Chicago, and D.C.

PSA time! I switched to natural salt deodorant six months or so ago, and as soon as my body adjusted to the absence of antiperspirant, my pit sweat reduced drastically. I get a little bit if it’s really hot and humid, or if I’m wearing a backpack, and other than that I’m dry most of the time. Even better, I don’t get…

Hahaha. Migaloo Australia.

Get a tattoo of Ed Sheeran.

Yes. I am so tired of looking at that deer-in-headlights dishrag.

Well, damn. :/

I think the dark-rimmed eyes do them no favors, but they have the plums and burgundies down pretty good.

I am approximately twice the size of one of them and am often wrapped in blankets because I am always cold. If I was that thin and that rich? Hell yeah my blankets would be the most expensive designer shit I could find.

What? Please tell me more.

“Basically, my Nissan service experience went like this: they literally could not have possibly cared less that I was showing up at the Nissan dealer with an imported Skyline GT-R. They didn’t say anything complimentary. They didn’t say anything about how they hadn’t seen one before. They didn’t say anything about the…

Anyone else reminded of the “Jump to Conclusions” mat guy in “Office Space”?

I got engaged a month ago too! Congrats!

I love this idea.

Right? I say thanks to the person who prepares my coffee even when I’m paying for it.

See, I’ve never shoplifted. Ever. I just don’t have a sense of entitlement to something that isn’t mine. I can’t wrap my mind around it.

I want to be high by the beach so badly I probably wouldn’t even mind if Lana Del Rey also happened to be there.

I was wondering the same thing.

I wish I could get that Sephora+Pantone shadow deal in the store. :(

“I love you more than a down payment on a house.”

I’m not convinced that’s a spelling error.