It stopped me (THIS TIME!) only because I won’t pay for shipping, and I’m trying to buy less so I can work less... but I know I’ll just buy more next time. I love Athleta.

It’s a good thing I got that Athleta email this morning, and not last night when I placed a massive Gap/ON/BR order... or I’d be in trouble.

Ugh, those ads for that new Comedy Central show with that annoying-as-fuck Garfunkel & Oates chick? Kill me.

I can’t stand Coldplay and Chris Martin is the most boring dude alive, but I can’t say I’d be able to resist the opportunity to rub my youthfulness and charm in Gwyneth’s face a little.

Before either of these chefs pulled out (like, immediately), the Latin-themed Chicago microbrewery 5 Rabbit yanked an exclusive beer collaboration from a bar at the Trump hotel and condo building here. As a very small company, they had a lot more to lose than either of these famous and presumably wealthy chefs. Good…

The laugh adds to it.

Michael Symon’s got my vote.

Yum. Barleywine.

I kind of liked it, even though I really can’t stand Julia Roberts. I do love Natalie Portman, and there’s something about Clive Owen, too. Sometimes I just want to watch people be unapologetically shitty. Makes me feel better.

I thought the chemistry in “Closer” was pretty good, actually, and managed to make a movie about a fistful of assholes actually watchable.

FUCK YOU, Jeb.

Yeah, I’ve always thought she’s a total badass.

I want to get high with Susan Sarandon.

File under “People I Hope I Never, Ever See Again.”

1. Donate a lot of money to the aquarium.

Yeah, see, I could actually handle the physical act of fetching the pizza and dispatching it elsewhere.

I will send you all of the Chicago pizza. You can have it ALL!

Denmark. I have wanted to visit LEGO headquarters and the LEGOLAND theme park since I was a kid. I’d also love to see the “Little Mermaid” statue and hit up some of the restaurants that Anthony Bourdain visited in the Copenhagen episode of “Parts Unknown.”

It is beautiful. It is also a terrible idea.