Maybe she can help him get sober. That would be sweet.

Like the fact that he’s married to Blake Lively?

IT IS. I got engaged Saturday and found myself immediately and INSTINCTIVELY doing the “look at me giggle with my fingers over my mouth to show off my ring” as soon as there was a camera in the vicinity. I felt like a freakin’ idiot when I saw the pictures.

Oh yeah, I’m aware. I’m not expecting to waltz right in and have anything handed to me. I do know people who can and would help me, and I still know it won’t be lucrative or glamorous.

That’s going on in Boston? Damn, that’s surprising and disappointing.

Fetuses are not too young to learn about bootstraps.

EW. CANNOT BE UNSEEN.

Apparently, the Koch family thinks they need more, which outweighs the rest of the country’s need for national parks.

Unfortunately, it’s not that simple. Some of the stuff he’s doing (like playing patty cake with the Koch assholes) affects the entire country.

I do not understand Wisconsin. I really do not. Willful ignorance at every turn up there.

I almost did, too. And then realized I should not need a jean jacket in July.

That’s what I thought, too. I thought it was common practice to start out as a volunteer or extremely low-paid entry-level staffer before moving up the ranks of a campaign.

You’re tired already? There is a LONG way to go.

That’s a better comparison than the Fappening.

Uh, I didn’t say or imply that I think it’s okay. I merely explained why it’s perceived differently by some people and by the law.

I did not say that. I am not arguing in favor of the dick pics being leaked. I explained why it’s different.

No, but it is different.

Because it was presumably leaked by someone who obtained it legally, as opposed to it being stolen.

What a bitch!

There is, according to everyone who asked if my pixie cut meant I was gay.