Yes. I haven’t cut my hair in six months because I wasn’t sure what I wanted, and now I want that.

Or, if that’s what he wants, he can stay the fuck home and not be a bigot on the taxpayers’ dime.

Doesn’t “reasonable accommodations” mean that he still has to be able and willing to perform most of the required job duties? His job is pushing paper, but there is certain paper he doesn’t want to push. It’s not like they’re telling him he has to work during Sunday service or can’t wear ashes on Ash Wednesday.

I hope they aren’t tangled up in whatever’s going on.

Meh. I’m not making shit up.

She mentioned that she was related to him and didn’t like spending time with him or other members of the family. Other commenters in this thread have since provided much more scandalous gossip.

They sound lovely.

She didn’t elaborate beyond saying that Jared was really arrogant (which, duh). She only mentioned it a couple of times around the holidays and maybe once when we were talking about Subway.

It depends on what you were eating before.

I once worked with a woman who was related to Jared (though I don’t know if she was on the same side of the family as this uncle). She said the whole family was bizarre and she dreaded having to spend time with them.

I don’t think that girlfriend of his would stick around if he didn’t.

Maybe act, too? She was the least aggravating thing about “Fifty Shades.”

I’m never ordering beet and goat cheese salad again.

I liked hers, too! I was a Rosa enthusiast for sure.

Maybe the bride just thought it was awkward that you were bringing a friend who she maybe should have invited but didn’t, or a former friend she lost touch with? It sounds to me like she just didn’t want to see the specific plus one in question and made up an excuse.

Happy retirement! Thanks for some great memories!

Your last sentence is dead on.

Yup, $25 a person. True ballers.

I’ve gotten into fights at concerts over shit like this.

I should have realized that’s what you meant!