Soooo if the bakery gave her the flowers to put on the cake before the event, how would her guests even know, unless she was making a big ol’ scene about it?

Hah, maybe give Kitchenette a new motto:

OMG your username. <3

That sounds like behavior that leads to Santorum.

I need to remember this for the rest of the day and I’m good. Maybe put it on a Post-It.

A decent dad to his kids from his marriage, anyway...

Love her.

I’m with you on that. :(

Yep. My ex-husband is a pathological liar and this is exactly how it was. Every day.

That’s like saying you can’t justify spending money for food ‘cause you’ll just turn it to poop. It evaporates, yes, but that doesn’t make it worthless!

Demeter Ocean and Demeter Fig Leaf. I get compliments on them both, all the time.

Someone else mentioned EdiPure and that’s it!

EdiPure! That’s the brand! Thanks!

I want to hang out with her. I’d even let her waste my precious edibles.

I was always freaked out by the patch of hair the woman grew when she tested the “perfume.”

When I was five or so, my parents MADE ME watch “You Can’t Do That On Television” with them, even though it absolutely terrified me. They’d be sitting on the couch laughing their asses off and I’d be huddled in the corner or under a blanket heaving with dry sobs.

I can check the brand when I get home. One of the medical brands (I’ve never been to Colorado and don’t know how many there are, or if people shop by brand, or anything like that). It’s enough to make my muscle tension melt a little and couch-lock me for a couple hours, which is totally fine. I guess I was expecting…

Do you have any friends who have access?

Glad it’s not only me, but I feel bad for my friend who drove it halfway across the country.

I’m pretty sure my gummies from Colorado drastically overstate the medical potency.