Like Nick Loeb?

No idea. I’ve actually gotten paychecks from Discovery, too. I’m sort of glad they no longer own one of my clients.

And I’m sorry your mom fucked up your graduation party. :(

I did misunderstand! A lot of that today. :p

Thanks. My eyes glazed right over that. Three times.

You know what? Bite me. My save-the-date magnets were awesome. In fact, they were the best thing about my wedding and my short, miserable marriage.

I wish the source article had mentioned how many of the five existing clinics are near public schools.

Agreed. I absolutely adore memoirs. Diane von Furstenberg’s was my most recent, and it was great.

Oh, for fuck’s sweet sake.

I think you nailed it with your first point. I just can’t wrap my mind around it, though.

*snort*

I get that, to some extent, they are willfully ignorant of the way the internet works. To some extent. Probably not as much as they want us to believe.

How did they really think none of this would get out?

Hold up. Are those coconut Triscuits? Where have you been all my life?

My first thought, too.

The recipe has definitely changed. At first, I just thought there was something weird about the occasional bottle I got in the Midwest. I visited the brewery last summer, though, and tasted it on tap, and yeah, it was weird. It used to be a lot more fruity, and I got sad and nostalgic.

Who is in the background here? Such a weird photo.

Good Lord, that thing is gorgeous.

I’m much better off now, thanks. Glad you are, too.

That makes me glad I never bothered involving the police because it just wouldn’t have helped in my situation, and would have made things worse... escalating my ex’s temper, possibly getting me fired because of having to take time off, etc.