I’m out tonight for the first time since my divorce. Like, I’ve gone out to dinner with friends, but tonight is the first night since 2015 that I’m out at a bar, and I just feel awkward. I used to be a going out girl, and since the divorce, I’ve just turned into a home body. And I’m okay with that. I’ll be 38 this…

I got my version of fruit juicy hair this week. I would share but for some reason I can’t share pics on here anymore. Very irritating. 6 days left until baby arrives. I just want to eat and sleep.

I like this hair, and I’m 50. Might be my next logical step after my current blond.

WOoo SNS! Almost didn’t make it as my preggo ass is def lying in bed right now, lol.

Weekly Achievement Thread! What have you done this past week that you’re particularly happy about? Let us know so that we can crow about it with you!

I finally put together a home office after ten years of working from my couch, floor, kitchen, and sometimes my bed. I am crazy stoked-and I already had two good ideas in 24 hours while kicked back in my “thinking” pose (feet up, head back, rap loud). I also had someone come give a quote for my dream of a shoe and…

OMG, I’ve never been this early for SNS!

so I’d love to hear what your favorite cabin fever activity is.

Sorry I haven’t been around as much. I was having tech issues with kinja. I finally fixed them. I have been going through something. On Christmas Day, I had to have emergency surgery to have my appendix removed. It happened so fast.

I’m so sorry for your terrible week! Hopefully things will improve quite quickly.

I found a clearance rack while my wife was shopping at the pet store. So this happened.

So, I got a job.

So I recently (mostly) got the hang of making these little beasties (I made a shit ton for funsies and sold them off for Valentine’s):

Would anyone be interested in starting something of an ongoing book club or literary discussion thread? I’m trying to read more and different things and I’ve been itching to discuss much of what I’ve read but it’s hard when no one else around me had read the same thing.

Happy Saturday EVERYONE!!!!!

Well this week has been a shit sandwich for everyone around me and for me to a lesser extent. My car broke down, my dad checked himself into a mental institution, my neighbor died after a brief battle with cancer, a good friend/coworker got laid off from her job, and now my dog is either mysteriously injured or going…

Good timing. I’m going to fulfill a promise I just made on a previous post.

Mr. Duck quit his job. Which I saw coming. What I didn’t see coming is he did it all of a sudden, without having a new job in the wings. (He hurt his rotator cuff at work, and his supervisor did jack shit about it, so.) I’m trying not to stress out about things, but that’s not easy.

Apologies if anyone else has already pointed this out, but just so we’re all aware Sally Field is trying to set up her son with Adam Rippon via twitter and it’s simultaneously the cutest and the most embarrassing mom thing ever.

I had a baby you guys! She was born on February 14th, she’s a hilariously good baby and my c-section recovery has been a freaking dream. We’re already home after only 2 days in the hospital! Here’s a picture because I’m dying to show her off!