Don’t you know as auntie, your role is to spoil them with the pricey, loud ass toys their parents refuse to buy? Which is probably why your sister specifically requested clothes. I can just picture your niece’s or nephew’s look of disappointment and plain 'ol confusion upon opening their present, only to find...a…

In 2006, a domestic terrorist by the name of Anna Ginsberg

That woman’s face when she realized White America’s Mammy Best Friend didn’t like her stuffing!

I think the whole Beyonce/Ed Sheeran thing works as a metaphor, but not in the specific case of these two artists performing together. Because who cares that two signers are clothes in things totally typical for their on stage personas?

He and that dickhead ginger that didn’t get into UT and sued for racial discrimination sound perfect for each other.

Not that I’m a Nicki fan, but she does do near rhyming for “Medusa” and “producer”, as well as “Supahead” and “super bread”. She uses this technique frequently. I’m not a fan, nor do I think the rhyme scheme is particularly good regardless.

Well, yeah she rhymes the last syllable of the line each time with the same word, but the syllables before it (internal rhyme) also rhyme and are different words. If anything, one could argue that she makes the rhyme more difficult by limiting herself to the same word for end rhyme while still contrasting that with…

Attacking a female artist in the industry about being a "slut" or using sexual favors to get ahead is so damn lazy. And also... So what if she did hook up with producers/DJs whatever? That doesn't mean it contributed to her success. I mean I'm no Cardi stan but Nicki hasn't put out good music in a minute. That Chun-Li…

Still fuck Kanye, but am glad that poor family gets some money.  Won’t bring him back, but at least they have time to grieve without worrying about their next meal.  

I can’t. All of a sudden he’s gotten quiet and the only thing he’s doing now is literally trying to buy back good press and PR. Like, the family can thank him; they need that money. But we don’t have to pretend that it’s something it isn’t.

Him and his wife are a perfect couple of attention whores. He can donate some liver and a kidney but he still can’t come to the family barbecue, he is a Judas house ni××er, ER cause ain't no love here! Kanye is LAME!

CE Ferulic retails for $166 an ounce, by the way, while C-Firma will set you back $80 an ounce,

Whatever, dude.

I sort of wish we’d addend any mention of Mr. Roberson working extra for his kid to have a nice Christmas with terms like “brutally murdered by inept police” or “shot down in cold blood by a fucking idiot who should go to jail”.

Give her her due; mom-in-law-ager hires the best!

Finally right? I feel like they been letting Ye flounder for a while 

I think it was Kim’s PR team

Shout out to Kanye’s EXCELLENT PR Team. Y’all are really earning your coins.

I’m still not fucking with your album, Kanye.

This was so unnecessary. She could have just easily said, “OMG how could I forget?! I’m in good company ;)” and kept it moving. Instead she went all #WhiteFilmsMatter and it’s becoming a thing now.

Swear my ass shoulda gone into PR